
Carne, Cornwall
Analytics in Carne
Nobody in Carne rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Carne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Carne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics carne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Carne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Carne
Carne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Carne. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Carne business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Carne
Delaney Group — Carne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Carne: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Carne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Carne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Carne
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carne town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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