
Carne, Cornwall
Branding & Design in Carne
Nobody in Carne rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Carne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Carne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design carne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Carne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Carne
Carne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Carne are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Carne business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Carne
Ashworth & Daughters — Carne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Carne: Services
Everything below has its own Carne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Carne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Carne
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carne town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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