Carnkie, Cornwall
Social Media in Carnkie
Carnkie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Carnkie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Carnkie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media carnkie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Carnkie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carnkie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Carnkie
Carnkie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Carnkie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Carnkie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Carnkie
Braithwaite Group — Carnkie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Carnkie: Services
Everything below has its own Carnkie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Carnkie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Carnkie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carnkie town centre.
- Social Media in Rame1 km
- Social Media in Halwin1 km
- Social Media in Edgcumbe2 km
- Social Media in Penmarth2 km
- Social Media in Herniss2 km
- Social Media in Polmarth2 km
- Social Media in Porkellis2 km
- Social Media in Halvosso3 km
- Social Media in Longdowns3 km
- Social Media in Tresevern Croft3 km
- Social Media in Stithians3 km
- Social Media in Hendra3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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