
Castle Park, Caerphilly County Borough
Analytics in Castle Park
Castle Park isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Castle Park businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Castle Park businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics castle park"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Castle Park map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Castle Park is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Castle Park
Castle Park is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Castle Park are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Castle Park, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Castle Park job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Castle Park
Merriman & Sons — Castle Park. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Castle Park: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Castle Park page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Castle Park bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Castle Park
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Castle Park town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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