Castletump, Gloucestershire
Social Media in Castletump
Your competitors in Castletump are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Castletump businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Castletump businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media castletump"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Castletump map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Castletump is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Castletump
You won't win Castletump on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Castletump process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Castletump
Okafor Ltd — Castletump. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Castletump: Services
Everything below has its own Castletump page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Castletump bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Castletump
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Castletump town centre.
- Social Media in Botloe's Green1 km
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- Social Media in The Scarr2 km
- Social Media in Dymock2 km
- Social Media in Ketford2 km
- Social Media in Compton Green3 km
- Social Media in Shakesfield3 km
- Social Media in Littleford3 km
- Social Media in Picklenash3 km
- Social Media in Brand Green3 km
- Social Media in Pauntley3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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