Caterham, Surrey
Email Copy in Caterham
Caterham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Caterham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Caterham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy caterham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 21,030 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Caterham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Caterham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Caterham
Caterham runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Caterham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Caterham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Caterham
Okafor Ltd — Caterham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 74
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Caterham: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Caterham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Caterham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Caterham town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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