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Everything in Caterham

Caterham, Surrey

Maintenance in Caterham

Your competitors in Caterham are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Caterham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Caterham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance caterham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 21,030 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Caterham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Caterham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Caterham

With around 21,030 people, Caterham isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.

The competition in Surrey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Caterham job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Caterham

Nowak Services — Caterham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 33

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.2s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Caterham: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Caterham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Caterham bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Caterham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Caterham town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.