Caterham, Surrey
Social Media in Caterham
Caterham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Caterham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Caterham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media caterham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 21,030 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Caterham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Caterham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Caterham
Caterham runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
Half the businesses round Caterham are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Caterham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Caterham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Caterham
Rowntree Ltd — Caterham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Caterham: Services
Everything below has its own Caterham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Caterham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Caterham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Caterham town centre.
- Social Media in Chaldon3 km
- Social Media in Whyteleafe3 km
- Social Media in Woldingham3 km
- Social Media in Old Coulsdon3 km
- Social Media in Warlingham3 km
- Social Media in The Ridge4 km
- Social Media in Brewer Street4 km
- Social Media in Godstone4 km
- Social Media in Church Town4 km
- Social Media in Coulsdon East4 km
- Social Media in Hamsey Green4 km
- Social Media in Chelsham5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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