
Celtic Lakes, Newport
Analytics in Celtic Lakes
Nobody in Celtic Lakes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Celtic Lakes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Celtic Lakes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics celtic lakes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Celtic Lakes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Celtic Lakes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Celtic Lakes
Celtic Lakes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Celtic Lakes are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Celtic Lakes process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Celtic Lakes
Kaur & Co — Celtic Lakes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 32
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Celtic Lakes: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Celtic Lakes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Celtic Lakes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Celtic Lakes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Celtic Lakes town centre.
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- Analytics in Glasllwch3 km
- Analytics in Level of Mendalgief3 km
- Analytics in Marshfield3 km
- Analytics in Stelvio4 km
- Analytics in Caerau Park4 km
- Analytics in Stow Park4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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