Cerbid, Pembrokeshire
Slate Carving in Cerbid
Nobody in Cerbid rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cerbid businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cerbid businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cerbid"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cerbid map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cerbid is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cerbid
Cerbid is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cerbid. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Cerbid business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cerbid
Okafor Ltd — Cerbid. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cerbid: Services
Everything below has its own Cerbid page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cerbid bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cerbid
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cerbid town centre.
- Slate Carving in Llanhowellnext door
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- Slate Carving in Carnhedryn2 km
- Slate Carving in Middle Mill2 km
- Slate Carving in Croes-goch3 km
- Slate Carving in Caerfarchell3 km
- Slate Carving in Treffynnon3 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Solva3 km
- Slate Carving in Cwmwdig Water3 km
- Slate Carving in Llandeloy4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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