
Chard, Somerset
Analytics in Chard
Half the Chard search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Chard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics chard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 14,287 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Chard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Chard
You won't win Chard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Chard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Chard
Pemberton Bros — Chard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 23
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Chard: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Chard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Chard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Chard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chard town centre.
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- Analytics in Chardleigh Green2 km
- Analytics in Hornsbury2 km
- Analytics in Pudleigh2 km
- Analytics in Wadeford2 km
- Analytics in Nimmer2 km
- Analytics in Cat Tail3 km
- Analytics in Tatworth3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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