Cheeseman's Green, Kent
Website Audits in Cheeseman's Green
Half the Cheeseman's Green search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Cheeseman's Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cheeseman's Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits cheeseman's green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Cheeseman's Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cheeseman's Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Cheeseman's Green
You won't win Cheeseman's Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cheeseman's Green. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Cheeseman's Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Cheeseman's Green
Hargreaves & Daughters — Cheeseman's Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 24
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cheeseman's Green: SEO
Everything below has its own Cheeseman's Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Cheeseman's Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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