🚀 SEO
Website Audits
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £200. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Plymouth
Duffy & Sons — Plymouth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 67
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Who asks for website audits
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Website Audits for interior designers
Portfolio-first, enquiry second. Let the rooms do the talking.
See the sector page Tech, Media & MarketingWebsite Audits for marketing agencies
Results-first case studies. Less jargon, more numbers.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleWebsite Audits for solar & heat pumps
Savings calculators, grants explained and survey bookings.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityWebsite Audits for funeral directors
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
See the sector page Professional & FinancialWebsite Audits for accountants & bookkeepers
Fixed-fee packages, deadlines and secure client uploads.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingWebsite Audits for beauty & salons
Treatment menus, gallery and online booking with deposits.
See the sector page Creative, Events & CommunityWebsite Audits for charities & non-profits
Donations, volunteer sign-ups and impact stories.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityWebsite Audits for churches & faith groups
Service times, events and giving that works on mobile.
See the sector pageWebsite Audits in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm