
Birkenhead, Metropolitan Borough of Wirral
Website Audits in Birkenhead
Birkenhead isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Birkenhead businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Birkenhead businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits birkenhead"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 325,264 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Birkenhead map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Birkenhead is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Birkenhead
Birkenhead is big enough that nobody's short of choice. Which is exactly the problem — if your site doesn't answer the question in five seconds, they're on to the next one.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Birkenhead, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Birkenhead job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Birkenhead
Braithwaite Group — Birkenhead. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 71
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Birkenhead: SEO
Everything below has its own Birkenhead page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Birkenhead bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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