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Everything in Chelsea

Chelsea, Greater London

Kitchens & Bathrooms in Chelsea

Half the Chelsea search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What kitchens & bathrooms looks like round here

Showroom galleries, finance options and design consultations.

We work with Chelsea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Chelsea businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "kitchens & bathrooms chelsea"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 60,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Kitchens & Bathrooms — the Chelsea map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chelsea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Kitchens & Bathrooms, and a word about Chelsea

With around 60,000 people, Chelsea isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.

Half the businesses round Chelsea are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chelsea process.

Real-world example

Example: Kitchens & Bathrooms in Chelsea

Kaur & Co — Chelsea. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 31

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.8s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Chelsea: Home & Lifestyle

Everything below has its own Chelsea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Kitchens & Bathrooms near Chelsea

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chelsea town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.