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Chewton Mendip, Somerset

Analytics in Chewton Mendip

Half the Chewton Mendip search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Chewton Mendip businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Chewton Mendip businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics chewton mendip"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Chewton Mendip map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chewton Mendip is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Chewton Mendip

You won't win Chewton Mendip on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Chewton Mendip. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Chewton Mendip job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Chewton Mendip

Prendergast Trading — Chewton Mendip. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 30

Enquiries / month

7.2s → 1.4s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Chewton Mendip: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Chewton Mendip page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Chewton Mendip bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Chewton Mendip

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chewton Mendip town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.