Christs Hospital, West Sussex
Email Marketing in Christs Hospital
Half the Christs Hospital search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Christs Hospital businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Christs Hospital businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing christs hospital"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Christs Hospital map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Christs Hospital is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Christs Hospital
You won't win Christs Hospital on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Christs Hospital job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Christs Hospital
Pemberton Bros — Christs Hospital. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 42
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Christs Hospital: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Christs Hospital page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Christs Hospital bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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