
Church Yard, Leicestershire
Maintenance in Church Yard
Church Yard isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Church Yard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Church Yard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance church yard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Church Yard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Church Yard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Church Yard
Church Yard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Leicestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Church Yard, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Church Yard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Church Yard
Hargreaves & Daughters — Church Yard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 56
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Church Yard: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Church Yard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Church Yard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Church Yard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Church Yard town centre.
- Maintenance in Ashby de la Zouchnext door
- Maintenance in Shellbrook2 km
- Maintenance in Packington2 km
- Maintenance in Smisby3 km
- Maintenance in Farm Town3 km
- Maintenance in Blackfordby3 km
- Maintenance in Norris Hill3 km
- Maintenance in Lount4 km
- Maintenance in Boothorpe4 km
- Maintenance in Coleorton Moor4 km
- Maintenance in Coleorton4 km
- Maintenance in Sinope4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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