
Cleat, Orkney Islands
Website Copywriting in Cleat
Half the Cleat search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with Cleat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cleat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting cleat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the Cleat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cleat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about Cleat
You won't win Cleat on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cleat process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in Cleat
Fitzgerald Services — Cleat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cleat: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Cleat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the Cleat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Website Copywriting near Cleat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cleat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


