
Clickem, Cumbria
Analytics in Clickem
Your competitors in Clickem are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Clickem businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clickem businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics clickem"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Clickem map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clickem is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Clickem
You won't win Clickem on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Clickem are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clickem job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Clickem
Pemberton Bros — Clickem. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Clickem: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Clickem page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Clickem bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Clickem
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clickem town centre.
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- Analytics in Little Blencow2 km
- Analytics in Newton Rigg3 km
- Analytics in Greystoke3 km
- Analytics in Stainton3 km
- Analytics in Catterlen4 km
- Analytics in Johnby4 km
- Analytics in Gilwilly4 km
- Analytics in Red Hills4 km
- Analytics in Motherby4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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