Clickem, Cumbria
Email Copy in Clickem
Half the Clickem search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Clickem businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clickem businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy clickem"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Clickem map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clickem is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Clickem
You won't win Clickem on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Clickem process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Clickem
Kowalczyk Bros — Clickem. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Clickem: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Clickem page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Clickem bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £200Email Copy near Clickem
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clickem town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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