
Clickem, Cumbria
Online Presence Audits in Clickem
Half the Clickem search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What online presence audits looks like round here
A full review of your website, SEO, social and listings.
We work with Clickem businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clickem businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "online presence audits clickem"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Online Presence Audits — the Clickem map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clickem is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Online Presence Audits, and a word about Clickem
You won't win Clickem on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Clickem are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Clickem process.
Real-world example
Example: Online Presence Audits in Clickem
Kowalczyk Bros — Clickem. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Clickem: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Clickem page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Online Presence Audits without the Clickem bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Consultancy
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthCompetitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500Online Presence Audits near Clickem
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clickem town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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