
Clickem, Cumbria
Performance Optimisation in Clickem
Clickem isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Clickem businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clickem businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation clickem"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Clickem map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clickem is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Clickem
Clickem is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Clickem, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Clickem business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Clickem
Prendergast Trading — Clickem. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Clickem: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Clickem page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Clickem bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Clickem
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clickem town centre.
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- Performance Optimisation in Laithes2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Little Blencow2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Newton Rigg3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Greystoke3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Stainton3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Catterlen4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Johnby4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Gilwilly4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Red Hills4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Motherby4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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