
Clickem, Cumbria
Website Design in Clickem
Half the Clickem search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What website design looks like round here
Websites built to do a job, not win design awards nobody asked for.
We work with Clickem businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clickem businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website design clickem"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Design — the Clickem map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clickem is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Design, and a word about Clickem
You won't win Clickem on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clickem job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Design in Clickem
Rowntree Ltd — Clickem. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Clickem: Services
Everything below has its own Clickem page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Design without the Clickem bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Website Design near Clickem
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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