
Climpy, South Lanarkshire
Business Consultancy in Climpy
Half the Climpy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Climpy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Climpy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy climpy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Climpy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Climpy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Climpy
You won't win Climpy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Climpy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Climpy
Delaney Group — Climpy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Climpy: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Climpy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Climpy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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