
Climpy, South Lanarkshire
Monthly SEO in Climpy
Nobody in Climpy rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What monthly seo looks like round here
Ongoing optimisation, content and reporting with no long contracts.
We work with Climpy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Climpy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "monthly seo climpy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Monthly SEO — the Climpy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Climpy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Monthly SEO, and a word about Climpy
Climpy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Climpy are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Climpy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Monthly SEO in Climpy
Kaur & Co — Climpy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Climpy: SEO
Everything below has its own Climpy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Monthly SEO without the Climpy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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