Clivocast, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Clivocast
Half the Clivocast search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Clivocast businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clivocast businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media clivocast"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Clivocast map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clivocast is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Clivocast
You won't win Clivocast on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Clivocast are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Clivocast process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Clivocast
Pemberton Bros — Clivocast. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Clivocast: Services
Everything below has its own Clivocast page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Clivocast bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Clivocast
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clivocast town centre.
- Social Media in Uyeasoundnext door
- Social Media in Ramnageo3 km
- Social Media in Muness3 km
- Social Media in Gunnister3 km
- Social Media in Burragarth4 km
- Social Media in Underhoull4 km
- Social Media in Westing5 km
- Social Media in Caldback6 km
- Social Media in Cullivoe6 km
- Social Media in Gutcher6 km
- Social Media in North Sandwick7 km
- Social Media in Ordale8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm