
Clouston, Orkney Islands
Performance Optimisation in Clouston
Half the Clouston search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Clouston businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clouston businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation clouston"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Clouston map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clouston is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Clouston
You won't win Clouston on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Clouston are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Clouston process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Clouston
Kaur & Co — Clouston. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Clouston: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Clouston page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Clouston bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Clouston
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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