
Clubworthy, Cornwall
Analytics in Clubworthy
Clubworthy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Clubworthy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clubworthy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics clubworthy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Clubworthy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clubworthy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Clubworthy
Clubworthy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Clubworthy are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Clubworthy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Clubworthy process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Clubworthy
Pemberton Bros — Clubworthy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Clubworthy: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Clubworthy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Clubworthy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Clubworthy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clubworthy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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