
Clydach, City and County of Swansea
Slate Carving in Clydach
Your competitors in Clydach are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Clydach businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clydach businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving clydach"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 8,494 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Clydach map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clydach is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Clydach
You won't win Clydach on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City and County of Swansea isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clydach job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Clydach
Kowalczyk Bros — Clydach. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Clydach: Services
Everything below has its own Clydach page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Clydach bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Clydach
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clydach town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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