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Everything in Cocagne

Cocagne, Guernsey

Tech & Startups in Cocagne

Nobody in Cocagne rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What tech & startups looks like round here

Landing pages, waitlists and pitch-ready polish.

We work with Cocagne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cocagne businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "tech & startups cocagne"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Tech & Startups — the Cocagne map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cocagne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Tech & Startups, and a word about Cocagne

Cocagne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cocagne. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cocagne job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Tech & Startups in Cocagne

Fitzgerald Services — Cocagne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 38

Enquiries / month

8.5s → 1.2s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Cocagne: Creative, Events & Community

Everything below has its own Cocagne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Artists & GalleriesCharities & Non-profitsEvents & WeddingsMusic & NightlifeParty & Equipment HirePhotographers & VideoPrinters & SignageBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Tech & Startups near Cocagne

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cocagne town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.