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Cocagne, Guernsey

Typography in Cocagne

Nobody in Cocagne rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £99

What typography looks like round here

Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.

We work with Cocagne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cocagne businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "typography cocagne"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Typography — the Cocagne map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cocagne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Typography, and a word about Cocagne

Cocagne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cocagne. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cocagne process.

Real-world example

Example: Typography in Cocagne

Fitzgerald Services — Cocagne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

3 → 20

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.2s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Cocagne: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Cocagne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Typography without the Cocagne bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Typography near Cocagne

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cocagne town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.