Coed-y-parc, Gwynedd
Slate Carving in Coed-y-parc
Half the Coed-y-parc search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Coed-y-parc businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coed-y-parc businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving coed-y-parc"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Coed-y-parc map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coed-y-parc is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Coed-y-parc
You won't win Coed-y-parc on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Coed-y-parc job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Coed-y-parc
Kowalczyk Bros — Coed-y-parc. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Coed-y-parc: Services
Everything below has its own Coed-y-parc page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Coed-y-parc bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coed-y-parc town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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