Cog, Vale of Glamorgan
Funeral Directors in Cog
Half the Cog search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Cog businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cog businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors cog"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Cog map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cog is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Cog
You won't win Cog on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Vale of Glamorgan isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cog process.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Cog
Bellamy Trading — Cog. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cog: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Cog page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cog town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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