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Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire

Analytics in Cold Christmas

Nobody in Cold Christmas rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cold Christmas businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics cold christmas"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Cold Christmas map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Cold Christmas

Cold Christmas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cold Christmas. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Cold Christmas business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Cold Christmas

Nowak Services — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 42

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.2s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1500

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Cold Christmas: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Cold Christmas bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Cold Christmas

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.