
Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire
Brand Guidelines in Cold Christmas
Half the Cold Christmas search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cold Christmas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines cold christmas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Cold Christmas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Cold Christmas
You won't win Cold Christmas on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cold Christmas process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Cold Christmas
Ashworth & Daughters — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cold Christmas: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Cold Christmas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
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from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Guidelines near Cold Christmas
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.
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- Brand Guidelines in Standon Green End3 km
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- Brand Guidelines in Chapmore End4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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