Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire
Menus in Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cold Christmas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus cold christmas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the Cold Christmas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Cold Christmas, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Cold Christmas business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in Cold Christmas
Nowak Services — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cold Christmas: Print Design
Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the Cold Christmas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Menus near Cold Christmas
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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