Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire
Online Presence Audits in Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What online presence audits looks like round here
A full review of your website, SEO, social and listings.
We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cold Christmas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "online presence audits cold christmas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Online Presence Audits — the Cold Christmas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Online Presence Audits, and a word about Cold Christmas
Cold Christmas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Cold Christmas are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Cold Christmas, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cold Christmas job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Online Presence Audits in Cold Christmas
Whitlock & Co — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cold Christmas: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Online Presence Audits without the Cold Christmas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Consultancy
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthCompetitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500Online Presence Audits near Cold Christmas
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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