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Everything in Cold Christmas

Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire

Performance Optimisation in Cold Christmas

Your competitors in Cold Christmas are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cold Christmas businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation cold christmas"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Cold Christmas map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Cold Christmas

You won't win Cold Christmas on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cold Christmas job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Cold Christmas

Pemberton Bros — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 39

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Cold Christmas: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Cold Christmas bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Cold Christmas

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.