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Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire

Reels & Shorts in Cold Christmas

Half the Cold Christmas search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What reels & shorts looks like round here

Vertical short-form content built for TikTok, Reels and Shorts.

We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cold Christmas businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "reels & shorts cold christmas"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Reels & Shorts — the Cold Christmas map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Reels & Shorts, and a word about Cold Christmas

You won't win Cold Christmas on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cold Christmas process.

Real-world example

Example: Reels & Shorts in Cold Christmas

Braithwaite Group — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 22

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.1s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Cold Christmas: Photography & Video

Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Before & After GalleriesBusiness PhotographyDrone PhotographyProduct PhotographyPromotional VideosSocial VideosTeam PhotosBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Reels & Shorts without the Cold Christmas bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All photography & video
More photography & video

Before & After Galleries

Transformation galleries that prove the quality of your work.

from £200More photography & video

Business Photography

Professional shots of your premises, team and day-to-day work.

from £350More photography & video

Drone Photography

Stunning aerial shots of sites, properties and events.

from £249

Reels & Shorts near Cold Christmas

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.