
Conlig, Ards and North Down
Slate Carving in Conlig
Your competitors in Conlig are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Conlig businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Conlig businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving conlig"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Conlig map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Conlig is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Conlig
You won't win Conlig on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Conlig process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Conlig
Pemberton Bros — Conlig. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Conlig: Services
Everything below has its own Conlig page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Conlig bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Conlig
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Conlig town centre.
- Slate Carving in Six Road Ends3 km
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- Slate Carving in Drumhirk4 km
- Slate Carving in Helen’s Bay4 km
- Slate Carving in Newtownards5 km
- Slate Carving in Crawfordsburn5 km
- Slate Carving in Groomsport6 km
- Slate Carving in Cunningburn8 km
- Slate Carving in Donaghadee9 km
- Slate Carving in Cultra9 km
- Slate Carving in Dundonald10 km
- Slate Carving in Millisle10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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