Cooljohn, Meath
Email Copy in Cooljohn
Half the Cooljohn search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Cooljohn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cooljohn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy cooljohn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Cooljohn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cooljohn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Cooljohn
You won't win Cooljohn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Meath isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cooljohn process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Cooljohn
Rowntree Ltd — Cooljohn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 30
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cooljohn: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Cooljohn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Cooljohn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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