
Covent Garden, Greater London
Analytics in Covent Garden
Covent Garden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Covent Garden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Covent Garden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics covent garden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Covent Garden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Covent Garden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Covent Garden
Covent Garden is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Covent Garden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Covent Garden job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Covent Garden
Whitlock & Co — Covent Garden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 24
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Covent Garden: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Covent Garden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Covent Garden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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