Covent Garden, Greater London
Website Audits in Covent Garden
Covent Garden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Covent Garden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Covent Garden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits covent garden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Covent Garden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Covent Garden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Covent Garden
Covent Garden is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Covent Garden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Covent Garden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Covent Garden
Whitlock & Co — Covent Garden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 25
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Covent Garden: SEO
Everything below has its own Covent Garden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Covent Garden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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