Crabby, Guernsey
Performance Optimisation in Crabby
Your competitors in Crabby are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Crabby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crabby businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation crabby"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Crabby map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crabby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Crabby
You won't win Crabby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Crabby business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Crabby
Kaur & Co — Crabby. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crabby: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Crabby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Crabby bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Crabby
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crabby town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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