Craigerne Cottage, The Scottish Borders
Social Media in Craigerne Cottage
Half the Craigerne Cottage search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Craigerne Cottage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Craigerne Cottage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media craigerne cottage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Craigerne Cottage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Craigerne Cottage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Craigerne Cottage
You won't win Craigerne Cottage on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Craigerne Cottage are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Craigerne Cottage business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Craigerne Cottage
Fitzgerald Services — Craigerne Cottage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Craigerne Cottage: Services
Everything below has its own Craigerne Cottage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Craigerne Cottage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Craigerne Cottage
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Craigerne Cottage town centre.
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- Social Media in Redscarhead5 km
- Social Media in Hallyne6 km
- Social Media in Cardrona Mains6 km
- Social Media in Stobo7 km
- Social Media in East Croft7 km
- Social Media in Eddleston8 km
- Social Media in Innerleithen9 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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