Craigs Upper, Causeway Coast and Glens
Slate Carving in Craigs Upper
Your competitors in Craigs Upper are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Craigs Upper businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Craigs Upper businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving craigs upper"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Craigs Upper map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Craigs Upper is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Craigs Upper
You won't win Craigs Upper on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Craigs Upper job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Craigs Upper
Bellamy Trading — Craigs Upper. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Craigs Upper: Services
Everything below has its own Craigs Upper page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Craigs Upper bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Craigs Upper
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Craigs Upper town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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