Crank, St. Helens
Menus in Crank
Nobody in Crank rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with Crank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus crank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the Crank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about Crank
Crank is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crank job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in Crank
Ashworth & Daughters — Crank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crank: Print Design
Everything below has its own Crank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the Crank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Menus near Crank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crank town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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