Crapstone, Devon
SEO in Crapstone
Half the Crapstone search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with Crapstone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crapstone businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo crapstone"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the Crapstone map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crapstone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about Crapstone
You won't win Crapstone on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Devon isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crapstone job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in Crapstone
Kaur & Co — Crapstone. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 71
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Crapstone: Services
Everything below has its own Crapstone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the Crapstone bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near Crapstone
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crapstone town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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