Cresselly, Pembrokeshire
Slate Carving in Cresselly
Half the Cresselly search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cresselly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cresselly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cresselly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cresselly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cresselly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cresselly
You won't win Cresselly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Pembrokeshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cresselly job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cresselly
Okafor Ltd — Cresselly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 23
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cresselly: Services
Everything below has its own Cresselly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cresselly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cresselly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cresselly town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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